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03. People who are all “I’m a 90’s kid! I was born in ‘96!! those were the good ‘ol days!!”
fuck that shit. I was born in ‘92, and I BARELY remember the 90’s.
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02. People who cut me off by taking LIBERAL rights on reds without stopping first.
are you from earth? do you understand that RED means STOP?
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01. When people ask me “do you work here?”
No, bitch, I just wear the uniform and climb around the shelves.